My favorite Ben sayings at 2 and 3/4ths!

"Mommy, yesterday, when I was older/or a baby/or a daddy (all interchangeable), earlier... I..."

"Oh yeah?!? Well then!"

"Wait, is this nap time or night time? Which one is it?"
(as if he needs to be mentally prepared for which kind of sleep he'll be doing :) )

"These are stupid undies!"
(which is quickly followed by a "talk" about how even when we're just talking about our undies that get annoyingly bunched up when we try to pull up our pants from using the potty... we still don't use the word stupid... even if they say it in the Lion King movie. Yes, I know they say kill too! Darn Disney!)

"Lopcicles" and "Bazagna"
(instead of Popsicles and lasagna of course!)

"I will teach my baby brother..."

"I will help my baby brother..."

"What will the police man do to me if I don't listen to you?"

"Are their monsters in here?"... "But if they are real, are they in here?"... "Are their pretend monsters in here?"... "Then where are they?"

"Can we invite my friends over? Will you call them?"

"I don't feel good, I need to have a snack in the den on the couch and watch my shows."

"HEY, animals aren't supposed to talk! That's silly!"

"Mommy, will you put your hand on me? Put it on my back and go pat pat."

"No, I love you more!"