Things I actually said today...

1. You need to pee responsibly...

2. First of all, not having chocolate for you is not disobeying you.
And secondly, mommies can not disobey little boys.

3. I'm happy to see you too honey, but we need to talk. Why did mommy send you to time out? No, you didn't say stupid. No, you didn't hit anything. No, you didn't make a mean face. It was only 2 minutes ago... you really don't remember? How are we supposed to learn from this when you can't remember?... Why are you thanking me now?... I know we're supposed to say your welcome when someone says thank you, but I don't understand why you are thanking me... I don't know why you're smiling...OK, this talk just isn't working!

4. It's all the foods you like just mashed up, mixed together and baked. Try it, I really think you'll like it even though it doesn't look good.

I've got to work on my communication skills :)