Oh yeah, I'll show you.

So, we're visiting Omi and Pop Pop and having a wonderful time... especially since they share our unbridled enthusiasm for everything Ben says, does and shows us! Except, we had to be quite muffled in our reaction to his most recent escapade because we didn't want to encourage a repeat episode with our explosive laughter.
We were having lunch and Ben asked if he could be excused from the table. After receiving the go ahead he decided to take one chip for the road (he always does this right as he's getting up from the table, just in case :)). Annie, their beloved Golden Retriever was right there when Ben turned around and took the liberty of mouthing and slobbering on Ben's chip, and hand for that matter! Ben gave her a stern look and quickly drew his chip in towards his mouth and proceeded to lick in all over while glaring into Annie's eyes, non-verbally sending the clear message that this was his chip and therefore only his saliva belonged on it! Then, before I could stop him, he popped it in his mouth and merrily bounced off to another adventure.
Gross, but quite funny! Unlike the lying on the public bathroom floor incident yesterday, now that was just gross! I don't think I was fully prepared for the germs that would be such a big part of my life now.
love,
The Sanitizer